#dont eat soap

[candy-fizz]

Ink belongs to Comyet

[morinthou]

this is how you eat pizza

[rusticfurnace]

// GHOSTSOAP x sailor song! (🔊 ON ) // suggestive imagery ⚠⚠⚠ individual panels:

[mikichko]

i have a very peculiar cat whose quirks basically run my life and now i cant stop imaging the 141 with a base cat who acts the same.

scraggly little tripod that gaz of all people finds inside the hood of one of the humvees (do the brits still even use these?) and latches onto him right away. probably hisses at soap when she first sees him. slow blinks at ghost first (after gaz)

she yells at price every time she wants to eat and refuses to eat unless he's standing over her guarding her. she'll use soap as a moving cat tree and just bolt from across the room and launch herself at him. she'll wander around base looking for ghost, yell at him, and then lead him over to the soft couch in the rec room to cuddle on the couch. they have a designated blanket there so she can make her biscuits in peace on them. if she's not with the other three she's riding on gaz's shoulders purring non stop. she also loves sleeping with him the most because he moves around the least

[brewed-pangolin]

A million thank you's to the amazing @temeyes for bringing the enthusiastic menace that is Gym Rat Soap to life.

I can not begin to tell you how much I'm in absolute LOVE with this depiction of him.

I may let loose some very (VERY) NSFW Gym Rat Soap imagines/drabbles that embody Soap MacTavish from the game. But before he graces your screens and steals the spotlight of my inspiration, this is how he appears in my head.

Bouncing around like a madman while I'm trying to maintain some semblance of sanity.

And now he will forever be my snicker (attention) needing gremlin. Powerlifiting his way through the walls of my subconscious until I finally feed him and let him loose onto the unsuspecting Soap Squad.

So much love to you, Tim! 💛

[kailaxd]

HE EATED THE SOAP!! CRINGETOBER DAY 3 FINISHED 😋😋😋

LAZY QUICK DRAWING BUT WHATEVS

[llondonfog]

For a painful soulamte au, what if the Dawn Knight was Lilias soulmate? And to make it more painful what if Dawn knew that Lilia was his soulmate somehow and still went to war with the fae because he couldn't stand to go against the family who raised him

Not a soul knew, except for Leia.

Leia knew because she knew everything about him— the leash of loyalty around his neck, the weight of despair upon his shoulders, the mark of his soulmate tattooed like a harbinger on the inside of his wrist.

Leia knew, and loved him for it all the same.

You are a knight, she would remind him on those moonless nights, delicate features as solemn as a saint as she laid her hands against the haunted hollows of his face, as merciful and sweet as her namesake. You are the only one out of them all who has the right to call himself so. What greater sacrifice have you given to my father, to our family, than the cost of love?

He loved her, too.

Her effortless charm and wit were always happy to fill his awkward and stoic silences, and she never shamed him for his reserved nature. She was a princess, born and raised to be a queen, and it sat right inside his heart that she should realize such a vision. Her kindness to their people, her kindness to her traitor of a knight— too kind, to allow him even into her arms and bed when his nerves fail him and the shadows creep in.

It's what he feels, when he places his hand on the swell of her gown, the gentle life growing inside of her: their child, steeped in kindness.

A tragic beginning that can only lead to a tragic end.

Leia is the only kindness that he's ever known, and the irony is not lost on him that she is not his soulmate, nor is he her own. She does not speak of the mark blurred and faded on her skin, and she does not press him for explanation when he disrobes for her and only her, and the bat in flight unfurls its wings upon his wrist.

She does not need to, for they both know whose standard he bears, whose symbol lays a claim that would spell betrayal and doom for his fate.

He lies there within the shelter of her embrace, her slim fingers weaving through his golden hair, and he wonders what manner of mark lies on the fae general's wrist. He wonders if it is of a gleaming sword raised to strike, or a loathsome owl, talons curled, both prepared to rid the fae of his heart and gift it to the enemy's feet. It must not be obvious, because the fae has never reacted to his presence beyond the expected vitriol to their immoral crusade. And each time that they meet, the gratitude of a coward lances through his veins for the sake of the helmet obscuring his expression— it is your eyes that give you away, Leia had murmured to him, her own dark and forgiving as they glitter in the candlelight. Your truest emotions lie within them, crystal clear and as unclouded as the brightest dawn.

He does not deserve her unshakeable belief, for he feels like the muddiest of waters, choked with debris and tainted by waste.

He does not deserve her, and as he clutches at his wrist in the night, nails all but digging into the taut flesh as if to pull the bat from his skin—

He knows that he does not deserve the general either.

[soapysudz]

[dazeddoodles]

what if Raine tries to intruduce Luz to their parents and they brought Eda with them, and before anyone can say anything their moms admitly assume that Luz is a Raineda kid. Sorry i'm just a sucker for the trope the fandom made of people asumeing Luz is raine and eda kid.

I am too tbh.

The thing is though if Raine had told their parents when they and Eda first broke up and they only now got back together.

They would be ecstatic at thinking that Raeda had a child. But then immediately be like to Raine "Did you know she was pregnant when you broke up with her??? 🤨🤨🤨" "Or did you lie about the break up too??? 😡" Maybe Bard mom says the first part and Potions mom says the second.

(Raeda canonly broke up in their 30s, and are supposed to be 43-45 in the present. Luz is 14 so hypothetically would have been born shortly after the breakup)

The thing is I not sure how I think Raine's parents feel about Eda but I imagine they just immediately jump to her side 😭 (To be fair, they also just found out about Raine being a rebel the whole time so)

[s0fter-sin]

new poll time lads

[thegreatyin]

completely normal roommates bonding over completely normal things like *flips through notes* murdering each other and having complicated opinions on giant alien bats

[fagmegumi]

generally beginning to realize that most people who thirst for the jjk men are doing so incorrectly and for the wrong reasons like just making up a generic archetype of a really cool hot guy from those het smutty self published amazon novels and pretending theyre the jjk dudes. when you can say anything about gege akutami but he gave us such a diverse & fascinating cast of hot dudes who are losers in such specific and different ways but always so devastatingly that none of them get any hole whatsoever

[theworldthrukaleidoscope-eyes]

Not having soap in your restroom should be a health code violation.

Not having working sinks in a restaurant should be a health code violation.

If you cannot wash your hands in a food establishment, you should not be serving food.

[tstain-i-guess]

bad news everyone im drawing Rubbadubbers now

(there's at least one other person here right?)

[roseluwakcoffee]

Kirigiri's profile says she hates coriander

Do you think she just really hates the flavor or is she one of those people with a genetic disposition that causes cilantro and the like to taste like soap?

Could see it either way. She lived in L.A. for a while when she was little, and considering how much cilantro is in Latino cooking...

I always forget about that fact, my real question about it has been what they’re technically referring to. Because coriander could also be the spice, which is used on curry, stews, and meats so she could find that in L.A. too. But it would be hilarious if she did think cilantro tastes like soap so I’d be 100% for that

[gomzdrawfr]

them snails